How to Write Bad Poetry

How to Write Bad Poetry All sources of feeling real bad poetry. - Oscar WildePeople write poems for many reasons, but this article has a sharpened arrow aimed directly at your fingertips of amateur poets who wish to be published yet refuse to lea the attributes of a well-designed poetry. These poets are those who plop their tracks, each bundle of ambiguities, vagueness and Hackney, in cyberspace for review. I met some of these poets to whom I gave a courtesy review by setbacks against observations, like the pain? You must be too dense to do so? o? Everyone tells me so. Are you alone? Of course, I wonder why someone usually care to write a poem in a forum where all the criticism constructive comments provided by the poet is immediately flushed to the cyber-pot. Many new poets seem to think that writing a poem is a feeling one hundred percent. They overlook the notion that, like any craft, poetry is a lot of practice and leaing as well as the desire and talent. So instead of writing about the importance of concrete images, figurative language and the art of minimizing the abstractions, I think it might be fun (and maybe even tick off some people) to write a small collection of attributes of the Really Bad poetry. Recipe for a bad poetry, bad poetry should not have the language. If you intend to write a bad poem, and not to come with harsh images. The last thing you want to do is write something new, innovative and evocative. Use wherever possible hackneyed phrases like? Clear? ? dark as ebony, l '? ? blue as the sky? ? dark of night? ? paints a picture? ? climb the highest mountain? Etc. - A bad poem in particular, should be heavily weighted with abstract words, how? Heart? ? love? ? sadness? ? despair? ? hatred? e? fate. The most general and abstract of your poetry, the most appropriate, it will be absolutely nothing to say to the reader. Zero for detail if you want a bad poem. For example,? The world is a sad place / filled with sadness and hate? Blah blah blah. Also, be sure to say as the poet to describe something using superfluous adjectives summary! ? Water is enough;? ? The world is ugly;? ? Her eyes were beautiful? Bad poetry does not use figurative language or descriptive of the images to show the reader a slice of life .- No matter what the sentence is strange, as the phrase would be created in normal language, it is Rhyme. Comptine anyway! That? S on the right, a bad poem is forced rhyme. If you need to reorganize the structure of a sentence, just to make good the rhyme, go ahead! For example: The flowers of apples fell in the month of May / where to lay on the lawn. (Note that I could not say t? They lay on the lawn, do not rhyme, so I had to make a funky phrase .- Do not worry about punctuation, grammar or 'spelling. What you really want to do is make the reader scratching his head and read a lot of time trying to understand what that means. Bad spelling and grammar very poor at the expense of meaning, if you have your reckless words. Try this poem for its size: the shows that the sun / Fixed during the horisen / Ocean pants / Like a wild monster / With heavy breaths / Breath and then falls / A little 'something / Is always lost / In the mouth / Distress or ------- ------- ur coil speciol / Honi soft / one sweet bee .- A good practice for a bad poet is entitled to be poetry in the plural! Globalize the subject of a very low percentage! ? Trees are they? ? The people cry? ? Flowers? Plural from all items of poetry, you are the blurred images, which SAPPY, intangible, and simply boring .---------------------- Fair Questions of bad poets who want to be published, but n? t want to work :----------------- D. Who are you to judge what is good poetry? A poem is like beauty, is in the eye of the viewer! A. Paul Valéry said:? A poem is never finished, only abandoned. You need to work on your poem. We need to find some clarity, which will reach the reader. Sometimes we have so fogged with our emotions, we? T really see the true poetry. Emotional Outpour excellent first projects, but if not? T to go further, then it is not enough work to make your good poetry? Even in your eyes. Furthermore, as a process much more than a poem, is the time you want to publish your poem, which will be judged. Lea what these? Judgers? are looking for.Q. If clichés? D have been so bad, because they have been around for so long? A. Exactly! Everyone understands clichés? S? Almost to the point where they? T is also something more. The poetry is the art of expression and manifestation. If you are too lazy to find the pictures yourself, then, is not really writing poetry.Q. I write poetry for personal reasons. And 'my way of dealing with the world. Because what we think of poetry? A. You should? T. Unless you try to refine your job so you can express yourself through literature, in some publication, you can write any way you want. Just know, however, that if you send your poetry to criticism, can be derived on the basis of honest criticism poetic technique. If this is not what is desired, please make known what you're trying to get.Devrie Paradowski is a freelance writer and poet. His poetry has been published by several literary magazines and has written numerous articles for various publications, including "Poetry Renewal Magazine" and "Poetryscams.com. She is the author of the Chapbook, "Something in the ground", which can be found a. In 2001, establish a literary community on-line () that is highly respected for some of the most honest and poetic depth review on the Inteet. Consistent with its commitment to inspire amateur writers to hone their skills, he also founded a group called the writer, "The Fire and Ice Writer's Group."